Good tag lines for dating

Because weed be cute together Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.

Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’ F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long! Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass. On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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